The Gloves Come Off

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

As Chair of the club’s “Moral and Ethics Committee” your Captain has adopted a gentle and non-confrontative approach to the disciplinary dilemmas presented by the occasional wayward member. When Greg Vander Koi first joined the club he was famous for his mud caked Wellington Boots, mysteriously encrusted T-shirts and underwear that dated back to the Boer War. A slight mist of sawdust followed his every move on court and a converted chain saw case served as his kit bag. Your Captain’s solution to this most vexing of problems? To introduce Greg to his future wife, the lovely Erin Watkins, whose influence upon his wardrobe has been a marvel to behold. (more…)

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